NettetOne of the patrons at a bar opened a bag of potato chips and gave it to the bartender's dog. When the dog ate the contents of the bag, he lay down and started grooming his genitals. A guy says to his friend ''I wish … NettetMy friend is holding a grudge after a food fight He has a chip on his shoulder. asked my little bro for a couple of chips... he brought me three, said 2 were a couple and the third …

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Nettet30. jan. 2008 · “Did, did you just double dip that chip?” Timmy asks incredulously, later objecting, “That’s like putting your whole mouth right in the dip!” Finally George retorts, “You dip the way you... NettetMy life is a joke because chips have made me so funny. Every time I am like -chirr-p chirr-p. My mama said complete what you’ve begun, so I told her that I would come … black and white tree christmas

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Nettet3 timer siden · She made her name as the Mother of Dragons, Daenerys Targaryen, in Game Of Thrones, but Emilia Clarke is more concerned with furry creatures in real life.. … NettetWith Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Chips And Dip animated GIFs to your conversations. Share the best GIFs now >>> NettetA man walks into a library and orders fish and chips. The librarian says, "this is a library." The man, says, "oh. Sorry." (Then in a whisper) "I'd like some fish and chips." upvote downvote report. This joke may contain … gail felicity chippington